Your food quite simply rocks. I love Bennigan’s. I love the food. I use Arm & Hammer baking soda for everything around the house, but I’d love to try any other new and exciting products that you may have. I once cleaned every toilet in my home with nothing more than baking soda and a toothbrush. I’m a big city boy, but nothing satisfies my hunger (and dissatisfies my cardiologist) more than a good old bag of pork skins. Nothing cools me down in the summer quite like a frozen D.Q. I’m not poor or anything, I just like freebies. I am a poor slob who drives a bike. I am a free sample addict, and I will take whatever you can send me. If this equates to too many bags of chips, I’ll take whatever you have and can send my way. Like a sandwich, or some BBQ chips, or a shirt? They certainly “slide in” just fine, and I like it like that. Like a gift card, or a shirt, or something else cool?
Do you think that you could send us a Cold Stone freebie or a gift card or something of that sort? I will consider it a much-needed housewarming gift! I’d say that Airborne is the greatest thing since sliced bread, but I tell you – sliced bread doesn’t even come close! I’ve heard people say that it tastes like a cough drop to them – but I love the flavor. I love personal care products, and I love free samples. I love Coke, and I love free samples. I love your granola bars – especially those chewy ones. I love Hershey chocolate. When I was lucky enough to find a product with an address on it, it ended up being an address I already had – 90% of the products in my bathroom were made by either Colgate-Palmolive or Procter & Gamble, and most of the stuff in my kitchen was made by Kraft, Nestle, or Hershey. Please send a free tool which you think I would find both useful and fun. Any chance you could send over some free samples? Any samples you can send to me would be much appreciated.
If that’s not feasible, perhaps you can send me what you personally consider the best Gilette razor? Can you send me a coupon for a free pretzel or something? I just love free samples! I love your chicken, and I love your beans and rice. I really love the “Black Pearl”, with that little bit-o-wisdom stuffed inside of it. I love that bread. Costco also has a bag of dried Shitake mushrooms that I love. I regularly drink your Ginger Peach tea and your Earl Greyer (bag form). I love your fish covered in malt vinegar. I love your bath bombs! I love nuts! Do you have any free samples of your nuts that I could try? Please send me a Mercedes Benz keychain, so I can at least pretend to have some class when I’m around people. I slather virtually half of my face with it prior to bed each night (I don’t wear it during the day, because I don’t like feeling the least bit greasy). But maybe something like that good anti-Ox-idant berry and nut trail mix? Those razors aren’t very good.
In fact, I am a free sample “addict”, and I’d like free samples of any/every product you have. Please send me a free sample of every Kraft product made. Never before have I thought that a product composed primarily of alcohol could actually moisturize my hands. I would like to request free samples of any similar treats you may have available. Anyway, can you send me a free can (or two? I usually cook up two fried eggs, and two sausages. Before I feed Lil’ Brudder any type of pet snacks, I personally sample them to assess their quality and flavor. I own a Boston Terrier named Lil’ Brudder. Your hand sanitizer does just that. 4) Purell hand sanitizer YES! 19) Sit-down restaurant YES! 33) Ice cream YES! 99) Auto manufacturer YES! 10) Lip balm YES! Anyway, please send me any samples you can of your other pretzel flavors. Anyway, I eat Subway for lunch all the time.
